{"id":1674,"date":"2009-09-10T05:42:10","date_gmt":"2009-09-10T13:42:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1674"},"modified":"2009-09-10T05:42:10","modified_gmt":"2009-09-10T13:42:10","slug":"escaping-raw-eggs-and-brainwashing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/10\/escaping-raw-eggs-and-brainwashing\/","title":{"rendered":"Escaping raw eggs and brainwashing."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was at work, in the back corner doing stuff when josh cgot chewed out for not doing work or doing it badly, and was given an ultimadum. \u00a0he made excses up and responded really strangely about the whole thing<\/p>\n<p>then I was in someschoool where everyone was gathering into a small room. \u00a0some lady was breaing eggs into glassen and plates to pass around and have people eat raw. \u00a0i passed. \u00a0Conan was also tehre and ate i think one raw egga nd no more, but he ddi start pushing themonto his eyes and head and stuff. \u00a0After that, we all lied \u00a0dow somewhere ntil our namesw ere alled. \u00a0i had a nice corner spot with a drani, and wass uper happy about it. \u00a0the room was primarily filled with girls though, and quilkly turned to fighting over whose legs went where and made whatever chart or sound theyy \u00a0ewer soupposed to. \u00a0I started wondering if i&#8217;d survive the night with the girls in the room getting ore and more angry. \u00a0there wsa also some gang involvementts that were being settled.<\/p>\n<p>some people got called into a room for some brian washing thing. I saw a medicine cabinet in the bedroom slowly open with a tiny gun pointed out. \u00a0I warned the others on my bed that there was a gun pointing at them without opening my eyes or moving my mouth to make it obvious that I spotted it. \u00a0The gun missed and hit the doorknob. \u00a0When i got called in, \u00a0theynurse showed a video and asked if I wanted to be happy like the people in it. \u00a0I said no, and they started pressuring me and I managed to run and get out. \u00a0I gave them a fake name, but nurses and other staf wereq uick to know to stop me as I managed to jump over the zazor and barbebd fences to my bycicle, and rushed to find my dad. \u00a0 He was allso pissed at the school and happpy to see me. \u00a0We all hopped in the car with our bikes and went to the schools auditorim, thinking it was safe. \u00a0when we got there i dropped the stuffed penguin I had been given by the lady earlier, and he noticed a red liht and a camera watching out from it.t \u00a0He destroyed it and i woke up<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was at work, in the back corner doing stuff when josh cgot chewed out for not doing work or doing it badly, and was given an ultimadum. \u00a0he made excses up and responded really strangely about the whole thing then I was in someschoool where everyone was gathering into a small room. \u00a0some lady &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/10\/escaping-raw-eggs-and-brainwashing\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Escaping raw eggs and brainwashing.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-1674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-r0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1674"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1675,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674\/revisions\/1675"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}