{"id":1676,"date":"2009-09-11T06:01:03","date_gmt":"2009-09-11T14:01:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1676"},"modified":"2009-09-11T06:01:03","modified_gmt":"2009-09-11T14:01:03","slug":"pooping-squid-tentacles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/11\/pooping-squid-tentacles\/","title":{"rendered":"Pooping squid tentacles."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had just gone over to saras house to paly some gae when she ended up getting a call from someno and decided I should leave and she was going to go out. \u00a0I think for some video game or to play golf.. \u00a0she was apologizing and explaining when same guy gcame to the door with a bunch of food. \u00a0there were cresent rollls and grapes and catfood and farm made mayo. \u00a0i helped unload the resent rolls onto plates in the cabinet. \u00a0they were super heavy and sticky and looked really ood. \u00a0i&#8217;d have asked to have one buti had to go to the bathroom bad. \u00a0before we left i walked outside and back over into her guest room area.it was sortof a bing open animal farm area and i jast walked up and past some ducks who were asking for their ball, saying sara and danielle both give them the ball. \u00a0i walked midway out and pulled my pants down and tried taking a crap. \u00a0with a rubbery, slow zippering sound i shot out a bunch of squid arms . \u00a0for a long time. \u00a0i was tilting around to shoot them in diffferent directions so they wouldn&#8217;t pile up and got some on my pclothes that didn&#8217;t make me very happy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had just gone over to saras house to paly some gae when she ended up getting a call from someno and decided I should leave and she was going to go out. \u00a0I think for some video game or to play golf.. \u00a0she was apologizing and explaining when same guy gcame to the door &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/11\/pooping-squid-tentacles\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Pooping squid tentacles.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-1676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-r2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1676"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1676\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1678,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1676\/revisions\/1678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}