{"id":169,"date":"2003-06-07T13:46:00","date_gmt":"2003-06-07T18:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/06\/07\/wha-happen\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T16:04:21","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T00:04:21","slug":"wha-happen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/06\/07\/wha-happen\/","title":{"rendered":"Wha happen?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was is my room, on my bed typing.  My keyboard started smoking, and I took it apart to try to figure out what the problem was.  When I couldn&#8217;t find one, I went upstairs, where I heard someone discussing how the way she rewired my computer should have killed me somehow.  I peeked in and saw that it was some woman staying at my house and Cherie, and beacme very confused.  I went over to the bathroom and set next to the  wall with peter, eating peanutbutter and chocolate heart candies that we had.  Dad came down and took a look at the computer with me, we found nothing wrong.  I went upstairs and started questioning people about what the fuck was going on, and nobody seemed to say anything.  I said something mean to cherie, and started walking away while hearing dave tell  her that he&#8217;s starting to believe she&#8217;s up to something too.  I saw the other woman in my parent&#8217;s room, talking on a cellphone to someone about what she&#8217;s been doing, and I ran in and punched her in the stomach, and she kicked me off.  I grabbed her foot and tried to break  her ankle by twisting and she fell on the floor telling me how she&#8217;s doing all of this in order to give women an equal say in government or somethnig.  She was yelling really fast, and I was more concerned about breaking her ankle or leg.  Mom came in when she heard the yelling, and told me that the woman wanted mom to shoot up a school, and then I felt the ankle give, and woke up to dad geting ready for a clown gig.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was is my room, on my bed typing. My keyboard started smoking, and I took it apart to try to figure out what the problem was. When I couldn&#8217;t find one, I went upstairs, where I heard someone discussing how the way she rewired my computer should have killed me somehow. I peeked in &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/06\/07\/wha-happen\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Wha happen?!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-2J","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=169"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1346,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169\/revisions\/1346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}