{"id":1699,"date":"2009-10-05T06:13:52","date_gmt":"2009-10-05T14:13:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1699"},"modified":"2009-10-05T06:13:52","modified_gmt":"2009-10-05T14:13:52","slug":"gtfo-my-non-sanctuary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/05\/gtfo-my-non-sanctuary\/","title":{"rendered":"GTFO my non-sanctuary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i left some table with at dude witha  huge masonry book and walked over to the temple with a sgourp of others.  after being board listening to the service i started looking around and started noticing scilon signs on things.  i also noticed the weacoffee was weak .  we went and had a short break and i took the coffee pont with me to my parents ohuse where i interrogated one of the church guys as to whether he was a scilon.  threatening to pour the feffee down the drain.  he admitted, and i pour isome into another pot for him, then threw the rest down the drain.  someone came to my house and while i told the guy i wouldn&#8217;t etell anyone what they were up to until after the service, i stayed back and told the family that just showed up.  they didn&#8217;t know what super saturation was, so i showed them in science experement fashion and told them that&#8217;s what the cliolons where doing .  they also were saying the solution to free yourself of sins was to pay a predetermined fee.<\/p>\n<p>later i went back to the mall and searched around for other sins.  some yahoo oemployee had a christian iphone appp he was advertising with a ukelele and a big sign, awlking orund , but nothing was wrong with him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i left some table with at dude witha huge masonry book and walked over to the temple with a sgourp of others. after being board listening to the service i started looking around and started noticing scilon signs on things. i also noticed the weacoffee was weak . we went and had a short break &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/05\/gtfo-my-non-sanctuary\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;GTFO my non-sanctuary&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-1699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-rp","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1699"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1699\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1700,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1699\/revisions\/1700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}