{"id":1711,"date":"2009-10-15T07:03:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-15T15:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1711"},"modified":"2009-10-15T07:03:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-15T15:03:00","slug":"it-was-a-really-cool-beach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/15\/it-was-a-really-cool-beach\/","title":{"rendered":"It was a really cool beach."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was picking jenny up from some history museum in san froancisco. \u00a0her parents had text messaged me saying the wheelchair she was in was driving her nuts and she was having troubles in the movie theaters. \u00a0i pulled the mirrors off my car thinking theyd \u00a0somehew help. \u00a0i figured she was in a museum owned chair, so i ran around looking for a chair with wheels and pushed it around. \u00a0I ended up going back and fourth through tis one particular room a bunch of times, and there was some hot chick wearing thigh-high socxs and a short skirt by the door. \u00a0I almost ran over her foot with the chair the last time I had to go through the room. \u00a0I was then waiting for jenny to get out of the movies and she came out walking, which confused me. \u00a0i hugged her to death and then we got in my car and drove towards the beach. \u00a0people were just walking in the street though, in the middle of individual lanes, towards trafffic. \u00a0tons of them. \u00a0sometimes groups of four people would walk up the street against traffic, each taking up a lane. \u00a0I wasn&#8217;t slowing down all that much, just laying on the horn and swerving between them.<\/p>\n<p>then we got to the end of the road and we decided te use the stair path unstead of walking in the sand, since her knee was bothering her. \u00a0the stair path was slightly harder, and went up high in the air, but wouldn&#8217;t waist as much energy as the sand would have. \u00a0from the top we realized it was a good idea to take the stairs anyways, since the water was in so high and people had dug it even deeper so it was very steep where the water met. \u00a0unfortunately, as we started walking back down part of the stairs, we realized the rest of the path was underwater, so we had to get off and walk on the sand. \u00a0the water was warm and clear like it was tropical. \u00a0we started off by the edge of the water, until it became stuper steep, then we turned around to walk where it was more level so we gcould get up out of the steep area and not deal with that. \u00a0Smoe kid pointed outa shell that looked lke a kidney.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was picking jenny up from some history museum in san froancisco. \u00a0her parents had text messaged me saying the wheelchair she was in was driving her nuts and she was having troubles in the movie theaters. \u00a0i pulled the mirrors off my car thinking theyd \u00a0somehew help. \u00a0i figured she was in a museum &hellip; 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