{"id":1713,"date":"2009-10-17T10:04:54","date_gmt":"2009-10-17T18:04:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1713"},"modified":"2009-10-17T10:04:54","modified_gmt":"2009-10-17T18:04:54","slug":"the-majikal-stone-keyboard-of-your-fate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/17\/the-majikal-stone-keyboard-of-your-fate\/","title":{"rendered":"The majikal stone keyboard of your fate."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had some big nice apartment orom with a view down a hill and at the ocean. \u00a0kem kcame over to work on some project while i had an old episode of inliving coloor on. he had some labels hothat were not correct and he ended up roeprinting them.somehow. \u00a0shortly after i was on some website where someone posted pictures of their bedroom. \u00a0just viewing the pictures actually logged us on as them on facebok and i changed the status to something horrible . he noticed quickly that notns of people were vandalizing his account and put some weird di over all the logi stuf on his page so we couldn&#8217;t toch it. \u00a0i tried using a laser to get htorugh and knock a lamp down. \u00a0the re was also a lap and login on the bottom of the page that wasn&#8217;t protected. \u00a0i tried going for that but he was sitting ong the ceiling next to it and put a div up there too. \u00a0i used the laser and knocked his hat a bit, making it fall as i took it for ransom.<\/p>\n<p>shortly after, we were in some weird indian worship ground or something. \u00a0jenny was sitting in a big ppool of yellowinsh mud as i threatened to throw the guys hat in it. he grabed jenny and tried using her as a hostange but still valued his hat a ton. \u00a0when he put her in a special seat, i didn&#8217;t trust it and tol her to get back where she was in exchange for the hat. \u00a0he then asked me my last name, and i told him thomos. \u00a0he walked over to some stone area and asked me to type it. \u00a0the stones started forming into a keyboard shape. \u00a0i told him i type dvorak and he just said shut up and type it. \u00a0i did, but woke up before i got to find out what happened.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had some big nice apartment orom with a view down a hill and at the ocean. \u00a0kem kcame over to work on some project while i had an old episode of inliving coloor on. he had some labels hothat were not correct and he ended up roeprinting them.somehow. \u00a0shortly after i was on some &hellip; 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