{"id":1717,"date":"2009-10-18T10:36:09","date_gmt":"2009-10-18T18:36:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1717"},"modified":"2009-12-02T19:07:13","modified_gmt":"2009-12-03T03:07:13","slug":"giant-lions-a-pits-best-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/18\/giant-lions-a-pits-best-friend\/","title":{"rendered":"Giant lions.  A pit&#8217;s best friend!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Idrove past an arei and realized that the area looked familiar. \u00a0it turned out to be right near one of the first apartments i checked out in the area, and decided to stop off and show it to tym. \u00a0i let myself in and showed him around, it was a bigger mess since they had their kid. \u00a0i found the wife up in her room, seh wasn&#8217;t scared to have an intruder in her house, and didn&#8217;tknow what day it even was. \u00a0she&#8217;d been sleeping for a few ays apparently. \u00a0she showed us the rented room and we all went outside to the swing set. \u00a0they had a giant lion and a pit for a pet that played together. \u00a0the liaon would lay on the gorund and the dog would trample it, completely dwarfed, and the lion would playfully bite it and then let the dog go. \u00a0I was taking pictures but they all came out blurry. \u00a0I realized that both my polaroizer and my lcd screen were cracked.<\/p>\n<p>Later, we were going to a fueral i think. \u00a0 i was wearing my suit with the black tie and wanted to switch it for the orange on e but i couldn&#8217;t find it anywhere. \u00a0mom was steering the car from the passenger seat until i craweled into the drivers seat to take over.<\/p>\n<p>then we were goung camping. \u00a0peter was supposed to go ahead of us and leave food in a few spots for us to break at. \u00a0we drove ocross some sampy lands that ere technically closed, and when we got to the first one it had been eaten by bears. \u00a0the second one was alos eaten. \u00a0i saw that he had simply been hiding the food in a blue lunchbox shaped like a walkie talkie. \u00a0this was not acceptable. \u00a0i started making peanutbutter and fluff sammiches with what was leftover .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Idrove past an arei and realized that the area looked familiar. \u00a0it turned out to be right near one of the first apartments i checked out in the area, and decided to stop off and show it to tym. \u00a0i let myself in and showed him around, it was a bigger mess since they had &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/18\/giant-lions-a-pits-best-friend\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Giant lions.  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