{"id":1719,"date":"2009-10-25T09:10:10","date_gmt":"2009-10-25T17:10:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1719"},"modified":"2009-10-25T09:10:10","modified_gmt":"2009-10-25T17:10:10","slug":"wanted-for-douchebaggery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/25\/wanted-for-douchebaggery\/","title":{"rendered":"Wanted for douchebaggery."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some joke I sent int the mail got taken the wrong way and I got on the list as \u00a0terrorist. \u00a0I saw my name an d face on wanted posters and had to go around covering myself up. \u00a0i was in a convenience store and paid with my credit card and realized that probably gave away my location, so i couldn&#8217;t go bac tom y car to leave. \u00a0i think my bosses ratted me out after i told them what was going on and why. \u00a0When I saw police I was surprised they didn&#8217;t tackle me but let me walk with them calmly as they arrested me. \u00a0I joked around ith them too about what i was being charged with knowing i&#8217;d be relased agter proving i didn&#8217;t do anything other than just being my usual horrible self.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some joke I sent int the mail got taken the wrong way and I got on the list as \u00a0terrorist. \u00a0I saw my name an d face on wanted posters and had to go around covering myself up. \u00a0i was in a convenience store and paid with my credit card and realized that probably gave &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/25\/wanted-for-douchebaggery\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Wanted for douchebaggery.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-1719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-rJ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1719","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1719"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1719\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1720,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1719\/revisions\/1720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}