{"id":1721,"date":"2009-11-04T07:39:16","date_gmt":"2009-11-04T15:39:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1721"},"modified":"2009-11-04T07:39:16","modified_gmt":"2009-11-04T15:39:16","slug":"pizza-and-stolen-cars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/04\/pizza-and-stolen-cars\/","title":{"rendered":"Pizza and stolen cars."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rob had made some app that helped with creatin a pizza delivery service, and i started trying to deliver pizza for a few days. \u00a0tthen it grew into an app that oculd manage your media and order pizza at the same time.<\/p>\n<p>later, I witnessed a car theft from far away and decided i should try and help ercover it. \u00a0i had to walk across a bridge from san francisco, and then walk across another one from there o get tho the right body of land. \u00a0the firts place i went i didn&#8217;t see an car, so i wilked back tover the bridge and then down a longer piece of bridge. \u00a0it had horrible traffic, even with me trying to jsut walk on it. \u00a0i eentually got to the end and never saw any cars and got confused. \u00a0I walked back again and tohught about it for a bit, trying to figure out where i saw the cars go.eentually i went back to the first place and snooped around more and found them next door to the police station. \u00a0I saw a lot of guys coming out after me ubt most of them were the same perosn, i wasable to easily bat awy the duplicates and get the origina person in a jailsell. \u00a0the main officer&#8217; was apparently the thiefs brother though, and let him out. \u00a0i tried getting them both in the cell and accidentally got myself closed in on the wrong side, and managed to find a way out. \u00a0when i got out i saw the two of them walking down the street with golf lubs and smacking limbs off trees. \u00a0i tried convincng them to leave town, but they just laughed at me.<\/p>\n<p>eventually they started wlking off, and then i started pulling cornbread muffins off a tree and throwing them at them like a snowball fight. \u00a0i hit something of theirs which exploaded in a big ess of goo. \u00a0they started throwing things back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rob had made some app that helped with creatin a pizza delivery service, and i started trying to deliver pizza for a few days. \u00a0tthen it grew into an app that oculd manage your media and order pizza at the same time. later, I witnessed a car theft from far away and decided i should &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/04\/pizza-and-stolen-cars\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Pizza and stolen cars.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-1721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-rL","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1721"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1721\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1722,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1721\/revisions\/1722"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}