{"id":1726,"date":"2009-11-06T04:41:04","date_gmt":"2009-11-06T12:41:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1726"},"modified":"2009-11-06T04:41:04","modified_gmt":"2009-11-06T12:41:04","slug":"second-to-tampons-explains-it-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/06\/second-to-tampons-explains-it-all\/","title":{"rendered":"Second to tampons.  Explains it all."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>met up with some super old friend i&#8217;d somehow ocme back in ocontact with. \u00a0tings were going wel until he brought up pot, and started smoking it, and i got bored and started watching tv. \u00a0i was calling the movie on toons i think, but it seemed more like escape from new yeork or something. \u00a0i was mentioning how good it was while at the same time starting to fall asleep. \u00a0the hotel room came up with a messsage that the ending of the movie would cast money and i faked being asleep when he sked about it, and watched through my nearly shut eyes as he paid the five bucks onscreen to watch it.<\/p>\n<p>after that, i eventually headed home, where i had some other person as my roommate, . they tried scaring me with a crappy karate kic and a throw of a dremacast controller at me, but i diddn&#8217;t flinch. \u00a0something came on tv talking about the ersident wearing underwear somewhere, and pointed and laughed at me for also being in underwear. \u00a0then someone said while holding back their gagging that women would be declared our ost national resource, second to tampons.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>met up with some super old friend i&#8217;d somehow ocme back in ocontact with. \u00a0tings were going wel until he brought up pot, and started smoking it, and i got bored and started watching tv. \u00a0i was calling the movie on toons i think, but it seemed more like escape from new yeork or something. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/06\/second-to-tampons-explains-it-all\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Second to tampons.  Explains it all.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-1726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-rQ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1726"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1726\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1728,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1726\/revisions\/1728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}