{"id":1735,"date":"2009-11-26T10:11:27","date_gmt":"2009-11-26T18:11:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1735"},"modified":"2009-11-26T10:11:27","modified_gmt":"2009-11-26T18:11:27","slug":"whered-you-learn-to-skate-like-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/26\/whered-you-learn-to-skate-like-that\/","title":{"rendered":"Where&#8217;d you learn to skate like that?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was heading to some restaurant with everyone and i noticed the car rin front of us looked like they had urned the entire car into a speaker. \u00a0there was fabric everywher and even on the driver&#8217;s \u00a0head. \u00a0it looked hilarious. \u00a0we pulled into some fast food restaurant&#8217;s driveway and laughed as we passed them. \u00a0inside, there was something mentioning a n open source project to make ordering food ta mcdonoalds better. \u00a0i took the andvertisements to tkake a look at it.<\/p>\n<p>Later, Jenny and i were shopping at some store for underwear. \u00a0she was looking for something that wasn&#8217;t jst a boring solid colour, and we asked a person if they had anything like that. \u00a0we were taken to this remote section of a store that as unlit at first, and underneath a flight of stairs. \u00a0she had to puh stuff out of the way tooo, and then they were low to the gorund. \u00a0there were one or two pairs she was looking at, but still nothing good. \u00a0we then looked for some shirts and while she was trying a shirt on another employee came up and said the store was closing so they could have a special dinner with the sharks. \u00a0we started saying that the woman helping us seemed like a nece jewish woman that would steal us a bunch of food and make sure we ate. \u00a0then we were kicked out. \u00a0as we left we walked past the sharks and some other hockey team that had carninals on their uniform. \u00a0the ground started becoming covered in ice, and we had iceskates on.<\/p>\n<p>I made jenny skate over to the far ramp, so we could do one or two loops around the ice rink, but the way around was on dirt. \u00a0people were skating on dirt as though it ere ice, just faling over a lot. \u00a0i fell several times as well. \u00a0the place to get onto the ice was in a woods y area, and some tortured old man was out there angry we were around. \u00a0we went on the ice and jenny skated around really fast and i had no idea how she suddenly could do tah. \u00a0later we all agot angyr that the rink was shitty and they made us skate on cement, so we scraped up all the ice and made big piles of it, and then threw our skates away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was heading to some restaurant with everyone and i noticed the car rin front of us looked like they had urned the entire car into a speaker. \u00a0there was fabric everywher and even on the driver&#8217;s \u00a0head. \u00a0it looked hilarious. \u00a0we pulled into some fast food restaurant&#8217;s driveway and laughed as we passed them. &hellip; 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