{"id":174,"date":"2003-06-23T12:36:00","date_gmt":"2003-06-23T17:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/06\/23\/die-you-fucking-nurse\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T16:04:17","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T00:04:17","slug":"die-you-fucking-nurse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/06\/23\/die-you-fucking-nurse\/","title":{"rendered":"Die you fucking nurse!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was supposed to kill a nurse in a hospital.  I was waiting in a lounge, waiting for the room to clear out a bit.  Only the nurse, and two men were in there.  When the elevator came up and opened, I walked on and turned around, one of the men followed me, turned around and shot the man behind the nurse as I shot the nurse.  Atleast, that&#8217;s what was supposed to happen.  I kept doing a sortof Groundhog Day thing with repeating the hit over as various small elements changed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was supposed to kill a nurse in a hospital. I was waiting in a lounge, waiting for the room to clear out a bit. Only the nurse, and two men were in there. When the elevator came up and opened, I walked on and turned around, one of the men followed me, turned around &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/06\/23\/die-you-fucking-nurse\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Die you fucking nurse!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-2O","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=174"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1341,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions\/1341"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}