{"id":1747,"date":"2009-12-09T08:54:29","date_gmt":"2009-12-09T16:54:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1747"},"modified":"2009-12-09T08:54:29","modified_gmt":"2009-12-09T16:54:29","slug":"witch-stabbing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/09\/witch-stabbing\/","title":{"rendered":"Witch stabbing."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was working on some omputer issue while adam tried fixing some stupid hardware issue. \u00a0it wasn&#8217;t working so oi offered to give it a go. \u00a0the laserdisc drive was having trouble, and i noticed that simply putting a laserdisc in the drive aws causing it to crack like crazy. \u00a0we swapped another drive and it did the same thing. \u00a0eventually we just said that people neededto use something far more modern than laserdisc and we wer&#8217;nt going to fix it.<\/p>\n<p>Then I was trapped in some witches house with one of her minoins. \u00a0wthe witch had gone out and had to run errands and the minion was watching me. \u00a0they had to go run same things too though, and decided to leave e locked in the house in a locked up room. \u00a0after i moved my doll out of the way of hers, and swappped some clothng from them so i might use mine for something as if it was theirs, i came back in and they warned me that opening the front door would banish me fror all time. \u00a0they left, aquickly came back in and ended up talking to some friend on the phone for a while. \u00a0a little while later they eventually left and i started figringout how i&#8217;d get out. \u00a0i took some tears from the crying schandaleer and made long thin picks out of them, which i stuod up on top of and managed to get into the witch&#8217;s room. behind her bed was some spechial looking knife that i grabbd then i noticed a similar one in a little hole high up on the wall. \u00a0i couldn&#8217;t reach it, so i bent one of the tears into a hook shape and pulled it out. \u00a0. \u00a0unsure which was real i looked them over for markings of being old and having been sued , figuring she cared for and was emotion al about the knife. \u00a0i threw the suspected fake down and went back to the other rom. \u00a0 heard the whitch coming up to the door and took the platstic safety tip off the knife,and the moment she opened the door i stabbed her in the gut. \u00a0she was not happy to be stabbed with her own knife.\u00a0She then tried to seduce me my changing her form.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was working on some omputer issue while adam tried fixing some stupid hardware issue. \u00a0it wasn&#8217;t working so oi offered to give it a go. \u00a0the laserdisc drive was having trouble, and i noticed that simply putting a laserdisc in the drive aws causing it to crack like crazy. \u00a0we swapped another drive and &hellip; 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