I was in some military thing and when I had suited up i found that my keychain had been stolen. \u00a0so did our head perosn guy, who got pissed that they now had our keys. \u00a0i went insidie to put my shoes on and held up everyone a few minutesthere was also a excel file i had to go oover on colleges taht somehow had to do with peter and his ex.<\/p>\n
then I was in some hotel room with students ore osmething andsome teenage girl was getting an abortion done in my bothroom. \u00a0i had to go really bad and was holding y ass to try and gkeep it in, running around trying to find a place to take a crap. \u00a0there was a toilet under the bed if you folded up the foot of the bed. \u00a0just a toilet seat and a plastic bag attached to the bottom of it. \u00a0i used that and left a giant crap. \u00a0not wanting to just leave that visible in the clear bag, I started tying it off and bringing it to the bathroom garbage now that it hand freed up in there. \u00a0the bag started ripping and i started getting crap all over me as i tried to keep it from getting on the carpet. \u00a0i eventually ended up throwing all of my clothes in a pile on the floor, scrubbing down the tile couneter and taking a shower to clean myself off. \u00a0surprisingly nobody was oo offended or grossed out, and were quite cooperatetive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I was in some military thing and when I had suited up i found that my keychain had been stolen. \u00a0so did our head perosn guy, who got pissed that they now had our keys. \u00a0i went insidie to put my shoes on and held up everyone a few minutesthere was also a excel file … <\/p>\n