{"id":1756,"date":"2009-12-24T10:10:05","date_gmt":"2009-12-24T18:10:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1756"},"modified":"2009-12-24T10:01:38","modified_gmt":"2009-12-24T18:01:38","slug":"the-museum-pool-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/24\/the-museum-pool-sucks\/","title":{"rendered":"The museum pool sucks."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jenny and I went to meet some friends at the museoum of science. \u00a0there wasn&#8217;t much of a line getting in to uy our tickets, but the second we went back to show our tickets and get in there was a pretty big line. \u00a0one of the guys there said we could run around to the back and skip a head of aveerything. \u00a0he pointed out to not stop and look ant anythnig with aper infront of it, becouse then we get sucked into the mobius of displays. \u00a0we ran through theb ack and through the cafeteria and out the back door to the pool. \u00a0everyone else had long gotten there, i&#8217;m not sue how we took so long to tcatch up. \u00a0the pool was pretty small and that was magnified by how many friends came. \u00a0i put my stuff down and immdiately ewt nback into the building to find the bathroom. \u00a0wehn we got back most pople were already done swiming and i hoppped on the diving board and jumped really high expecting to dive, until i ended up going way too high and off to the side and landing on my feet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jenny and I went to meet some friends at the museoum of science. \u00a0there wasn&#8217;t much of a line getting in to uy our tickets, but the second we went back to show our tickets and get in there was a pretty big line. \u00a0one of the guys there said we could run around to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/24\/the-museum-pool-sucks\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The museum pool sucks.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-1756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-sk","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1756"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1756\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1760,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1756\/revisions\/1760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}