{"id":1767,"date":"2009-12-27T09:51:58","date_gmt":"2009-12-27T17:51:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1767"},"modified":"2009-12-27T09:51:58","modified_gmt":"2009-12-27T17:51:58","slug":"deep-fried-human","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/27\/deep-fried-human\/","title":{"rendered":"Deep fried human."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was at some farm getting a tour oraound and they were showing us the sarea where they cryogenically freeze humans and then shatter them into pieces. \u00a0in the next room they had a giant deep frier, where they then fried the pieces. \u00a0I was told that they change the oil between humans and animals and vegietables, but someone offered me a piece of letture that was briefly dipped in the human oiland another piece briefly dipped in the vegetable oil. \u00a0i emntioned that you can&#8217;t really tell considering nobody ever deep fries lettuce, and neither were actually deep fried, just coated in the oil and hadn&#8217;t had a chance to really take on the flavour.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was at some farm getting a tour oraound and they were showing us the sarea where they cryogenically freeze humans and then shatter them into pieces. \u00a0in the next room they had a giant deep frier, where they then fried the pieces. \u00a0I was told that they change the oil between humans and animals &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/27\/deep-fried-human\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Deep fried human.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-1767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-sv","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1767","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1767"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1767\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1769,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1767\/revisions\/1769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}