{"id":177,"date":"2003-06-27T13:13:00","date_gmt":"2003-06-27T18:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/06\/27\/mspaint-bats\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T16:04:15","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T00:04:15","slug":"mspaint-bats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/06\/27\/mspaint-bats\/","title":{"rendered":"MSPaint bats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>JoAnn had taken my car, because moms car had flat and missing tires. I was out in the driveway when mom and dad came home in dads car.  There was a 256-colour digital bat in the yard which my parents wanted dead.  I yelled ath them and told them not to shoot it.  Then, just as mom was about to let up, 4 more bats started showing up in a straight line doing the same things as the original, these new ones were much more pixelized. Mom said to shoot them, and some guy did.  They all stopped moving, and I got pissed at mom.  Then a real bat flew down the street and perched on a branch over our driveway.  Mom wanted the guy to shoot it, too, but I got pissed again.  I thought it was strange that just as I was thinking &#8220;Bats are beautiful creatures&#8221; mom actually said it.  I got my camera out and zoomed in on it speading its wings open, and got a weird picture of it taking off.  It was flying at me, and I took a picture and got it&#8217;s face.  It kept coming after me and I backed up all the way to the front door.  It swooped at me, then landed on the ground and came after me.  I kicked it away fairly hard, and it came at me again and I kicked it again.  The picture on myc amera looked like an angry gorilla face coming at me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JoAnn had taken my car, because moms car had flat and missing tires. I was out in the driveway when mom and dad came home in dads car. There was a 256-colour digital bat in the yard which my parents wanted dead. I yelled ath them and told them not to shoot it. Then, just &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/06\/27\/mspaint-bats\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;MSPaint bats&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-2R","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1338,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177\/revisions\/1338"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}