{"id":179,"date":"2003-07-07T13:08:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-07T18:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/07\/07\/bell-vending\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T16:04:13","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T00:04:13","slug":"bell-vending","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/07\/07\/bell-vending\/","title":{"rendered":"Bell Vending"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to what was now Bell Vending afew timest rying to get tem to let us stock machines.  he never seemed to like the idea.  one night i found  a poson flower,and gave it to my alligator friend to give to the owner.  The lawyer I had with me was giving thge owner hell, and my alligator friend arranged 2 sunglasses on a piece of paper to looklike a buterfl like in short circuit.  The owner couldn&#8217;t guess.  It turned out taht the owner did no work, had no family , and was embezzeling money, and when we found out he tried to kill us.  I was nover able to find out who he inherited\/bought the company from.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to what was now Bell Vending afew timest rying to get tem to let us stock machines. he never seemed to like the idea. one night i found a poson flower,and gave it to my alligator friend to give to the owner. The lawyer I had with me was giving thge owner hell, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/07\/07\/bell-vending\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Bell Vending&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-2T","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=179"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1336,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179\/revisions\/1336"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}