{"id":18,"date":"2007-01-23T07:59:51","date_gmt":"2007-01-23T12:59:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/23\/i-knew-it-when-i-saw-the-bright-red-ass-and-it-was-beating-me\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:48:45","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:48:45","slug":"i-knew-it-when-i-saw-the-bright-red-ass-and-it-was-beating-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/23\/i-knew-it-when-i-saw-the-bright-red-ass-and-it-was-beating-me\/","title":{"rendered":"I knew it when I saw the bright red ass, and it was beating me…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Great Jhonen Vasquez inspired artist drawing a picture
\nTried drawing and told him how I need to strengthen my skills
\nWent for a walk with him and some girl
\nWent into a building, think it was a school
\nup some stairs and I tried swinging up onto the beams across the ceiling
\nBaboon came and started attacking me, I struggled free and ran outside
\nWas in a tiny plane and somehow ended up back inside, trying to get them away from the baboon<\/p>\n

\"Baboon\"<\/p>\n

I also remembered about a dream from a while back that I never wrote about. Got in a giant shuttle all by myself, it was deafeningly quiet inside. I took a long, long, long flight out into space for some reason.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Great Jhonen Vasquez inspired artist drawing a picture Tried drawing and told him how I need to strengthen my skills Went for a walk with him and some girl Went into a building, think it was a school up some stairs and I tried swinging up onto the beams across the ceiling Baboon came and … <\/p>\n

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