I needed to sneak into some guys hause and steal some small glass objoct. The guy would have recognized my name, so we told him my name was something generic instead. I faked an accent and soke little english, and we ewnt inside. The girl showed me where the bathroom was, telling the boyfriend that I needed to use it. I followed slowly, and when I got in the bathrom she handed me the object I needed to steal, and put it in my pocket. It looked like a piece of broken glass. On her way out of the room, she told me to use the bathrooom, so I did. There were no lights on so I was careful about what I was doing, and then I did my usualy post peeing ritual, and when I walked out we were now on a houseboat. That’s about all I remember.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I needed to sneak into some guys hause and steal some small glass objoct. The guy would have recognized my name, so we told him my name was something generic instead. I faked an accent and soke little english, and we ewnt inside. The girl showed me where the bathroom was, telling the boyfriend that … <\/p>\n