{"id":184,"date":"2003-07-17T19:54:42","date_gmt":"2003-07-18T00:54:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/07\/17\/brush-your-eyes\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T16:04:10","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T00:04:10","slug":"brush-your-eyes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/07\/17\/brush-your-eyes\/","title":{"rendered":"Brush your eyes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had this multi-orgasmic, multi-part, multi-cultural dream while camping.<\/p>\n<p>I woke up wrapped in chicken wire.  Wayne was next to me curled over like the wire.  He told me that Jess had been hit by a car, and there was wood all over the street, also curled over.  I took pictures of everything curled over while crying so hard I couldn&#8217;t see through the viewfinder.<\/p>\n<p>Justin was helping a baby rhino with an eye problem by putting toothpaste in its eyes.  Jessicas mother was a dentist but offered to help with the rhino.<\/p>\n<p>I dropped Jess off at the movies thinking I couldn&#8217;t go, but later found out I could.  When I got there, her friend wouldn&#8217;t let me sit next to her.  The theater fogged up, and the ET\/Ellitott thing with the bike infront of the moon happened, then Jess floated out of her seat.  I reached out to try and grabbed her, unable to, and then I started floating as well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had this multi-orgasmic, multi-part, multi-cultural dream while camping. I woke up wrapped in chicken wire. Wayne was next to me curled over like the wire. He told me that Jess had been hit by a car, and there was wood all over the street, also curled over. I took pictures of everything curled over &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/07\/17\/brush-your-eyes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Brush your eyes&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-2Y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=184"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1331,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184\/revisions\/1331"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}