{"id":19,"date":"2007-01-23T14:31:29","date_gmt":"2007-01-23T19:31:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/23\/ive-waited-all-my-life-for-this-moment-i-think-i-might-cry\/"},"modified":"2009-07-07T18:09:50","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T02:09:50","slug":"ive-waited-all-my-life-for-this-moment-i-think-i-might-cry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/23\/ive-waited-all-my-life-for-this-moment-i-think-i-might-cry\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve waited all my life for this moment&#8230; I think I might cry."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After approximately 25 years, 7 months, 3 days, 8 hours and 15 minutes, I can now finally say that I have shaved while driving.<\/p>\n<p>I recently purchased a Braun 360 Complete (8985), and it&#8217;s fucking awesome.  I have no clue how such a thing would manage, but it appears to get a way closer shave than even my Mach3 Turbo ever has, <em>without<\/em> cutting my face up!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Behold all of its shavery glory!\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/braun360-8985.jpg?w=525\" alt=\"Behold all of its shavery glory!\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s an expensive purchase, especially since I think I&#8217;m permanently stuck at the beginning stages of puberty.  With this thing, I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll end up waiting a month or two before I remember or feel like shaving again.  It takes no time, makes no mess, doesn&#8217;t leave me with shaving cream behind my ear where I didn&#8217;t notice it, and doesn&#8217;t require changing the blade for 18 months.  The bloody thing even cleans and recharges itself!<\/p>\n<p>While I totally recommend this thing&#8230; uh, keep it limited to your face, fellas.  Just take my word for it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve always dreamed of the day I could shave in my car.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[28,36],"class_list":["post-19","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-stuffs","tag-injury","tag-shaving"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-j","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":931,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions\/931"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}