{"id":1917,"date":"2010-04-18T10:14:03","date_gmt":"2010-04-18T18:14:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1917"},"modified":"2010-04-18T10:14:03","modified_gmt":"2010-04-18T18:14:03","slug":"not-a-single-person-turned-into-a-newt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/18\/not-a-single-person-turned-into-a-newt\/","title":{"rendered":"Not a single person turned into a newt."},"content":{"rendered":"

I aws living with jenny and a white woman and her teenage and their cousin, and their grandmother, as well as a black woman and her girl as well. \u00a0we did not \u00a0get along with anyone, and constantly were fighting over stupid shit. \u00a0nobody ever answered a uuestion coalmly or treated our things with any respet so we pretty much did the same in rethurn. \u00a0the only \u00a0other person who was decent was the little black girl, who was oddly shy. \u00a0i wasn’t sure if she had a disiablilty or not. \u00a0one day i decided to help her walk to the grocery store and she started freaking out about some little troll creature and didn’t like the rain touching her face. \u00a0I helped and carried her to the store and as we were about to head in some fairy woman started chanting thins and mda a tree turn into soe ginat glowing tree deal. \u00a0the little girl went over and touched it and aged a few years and turned into her noral for m \u00a0as a witch. \u00a0A good one, though, and she was still very nice to me. \u00a0we went inside so she gould get milk as she had promised t o do, but she had no intention of staying at the house anymore that she had returned. \u00a0I tried to convince her she should stay, because jenny and i liked her and she helped keep us sane in the crazy house. \u00a0she started considering it and then we went to the freezer section to find some food. \u00a0she grabbed some motightly lolled up tortillas called cow tails that you stuffed with beans or cheese or whatever and we decided to make them for dinner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I aws living with jenny and a white woman and her teenage and their cousin, and their grandmother, as well as a black woman and her girl as well. \u00a0we did not \u00a0get along with anyone, and constantly were fighting over stupid shit. \u00a0nobody ever answered a uuestion coalmly or treated our things with any … <\/p>\n

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