{"id":1937,"date":"2010-05-08T08:40:24","date_gmt":"2010-05-08T16:40:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1937"},"modified":"2010-05-08T08:40:24","modified_gmt":"2010-05-08T16:40:24","slug":"riding-a-bus-with-clint-eastwood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/08\/riding-a-bus-with-clint-eastwood\/","title":{"rendered":"Riding a bus with Clint Eastwood."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was at my parents house and people kept wanting to come over to get jenny&#8217;s signature for something. \u00a0she had become famous as a writer i think. \u00a0when her nubber one fan came by for an autosgraph and we didn&#8217;t want her to come in, she pushed in anyways and headed downstairs. \u00a0eventually her and a friend were in the garage and i was trying to pull them out, they had another friend still outside. \u00a0at some point derrick chimed in with some legal advice ot them and they actually left.<\/p>\n<p>Then I was out do tdinner with my family, we were in some bigg ballroom set up with tables and natalie portman was hosting. \u00a0for some reason omeone had talked of different ways to prank the movie theatre, like locking the doors from the insided and stuff. \u00a0she overheard and got really pissed but wouldn&#8217;t let u sexplain how it worked. \u00a0turned out, she was just pissy at the entire room. \u00a0every table she went to she was extremely rude, only a few of the tables bothered to talk back to her and try and set her in her place. \u00a0my chair also had no back which was weird. \u00a0for deserrt we had someone making us a sort of crepe and french toast hybrid . \u00a0I had also heard from danielle that they got a place in millis and I&#8217;d get to see her during our vacation.<\/p>\n<p>Then I was riding a schoolbus taht had cilnt eastwood always sitting in the back minding his own business. \u00a0one day he started talking to me about how he was going to dye and i didn&#8217;t say much. \u00a0some other studends started asking him questions and laughing at him, but i started getting interested in the landscape outside. \u00a0it hand turned into giant cavers and huge crazy looking trees. \u00a0we got off the bus together and found that there were also dionsaurs outside, but they seemed strangely trained. \u00a0eventually some raptor started carrying a few other students and i a good distance. \u00a0i eventually figured out what it was doing and jumped off. \u00a0it was bringing us to its baby for its first kill. \u00a0i found clint behind a rock finding off anothre dinosaur similar to the one in jurassisc park that spat stuff to blind its victims -only it wasn&#8217;t spitting and it only had a flap on top and below its neck that opened up. \u00a0when we got rid of it we started looking for safety and came across ozzy working a construction crane. \u00a0he lifted me up top of a construction nrig with the crane, but i hopped bakc down to see if i could help them both work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was at my parents house and people kept wanting to come over to get jenny&#8217;s signature for something. \u00a0she had become famous as a writer i think. \u00a0when her nubber one fan came by for an autosgraph and we didn&#8217;t want her to come in, she pushed in anyways and headed downstairs. \u00a0eventually her &hellip; 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