{"id":1939,"date":"2010-05-13T08:21:31","date_gmt":"2010-05-13T16:21:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1939"},"modified":"2010-05-13T08:21:31","modified_gmt":"2010-05-13T16:21:31","slug":"everyone-loves-a-tree-stump-chair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/13\/everyone-loves-a-tree-stump-chair\/","title":{"rendered":"Everyone loves a tree-stump chair."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First I was in some thristf shop looking place that was run off gamblign. \u00a0some game where you had 6 dice and had to predict how many would land on a certain face or use it to gamble on economic stuff. \u00a0profict was gambling based on tchips from thailand. \u00a0my first game i only rolled 2 dice, and never paid attention to them. \u00a0apparently i won a lot and then lost it all by never collecting. \u00a0you&#8217;d pile the winning dice on top of each other, making your odds smaller and smaller each time until you cached out. \u00a0at one point i won my choice of tree stump chairs. \u00a0some were actual stumps, some were super minamalistic metal stump-looking things. \u00a0i chose the emtal one because it was sthe smallest and i had no space already to put it. \u00a0Later we went to a pool in vegas where andy richter was hanging out with a bunch of fake bitches that leeched off him. \u00a0i went into the water, but stayed in warm sunny arts of it.<\/p>\n<p>later i was in my apartment and the landlord came in unnnounced to fix some vent in the closet. \u00a0i was sleeping on the floor and decided i might as well get up for work instead of sleeping in. \u00a0he then tried to sell me his old boat that was in the kitchen, i had to explain that i couldn&#8217;t afford to live on a boat nor would it make getting to work easier. \u00a0i also had a gun which i hid in a mini fridge, and discovered my room had an extra closet all along.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First I was in some thristf shop looking place that was run off gamblign. \u00a0some game where you had 6 dice and had to predict how many would land on a certain face or use it to gamble on economic stuff. \u00a0profict was gambling based on tchips from thailand. \u00a0my first game i only rolled &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/13\/everyone-loves-a-tree-stump-chair\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Everyone loves a tree-stump chair.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-1939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-vh","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1939","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1939"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1939\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1941,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1939\/revisions\/1941"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}