{"id":195,"date":"2003-08-12T18:51:10","date_gmt":"2003-08-12T23:51:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/12\/arms-like-noodles\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:53:38","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:53:38","slug":"arms-like-noodles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/12\/arms-like-noodles\/","title":{"rendered":"Arms. Like. Noodles!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was at some preservation for some animals, one of them was this weird bird that hung out in this numbing fog.  I went over to look at it, and I started getting wobbly, not feeling my arms.  I fell in head first, trying to get up jokingly.  I yelled out &#8220;Arms. Like. Noodles!&#8221; and DJ Shadow laughed at me.  It was a thick white fog and I fell down stairs covered in it, not getting hurt.  Shadow told me that the birds still call out in captivity, though it was rare, and that I had just minned it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was at some preservation for some animals, one of them was this weird bird that hung out in this numbing fog. I went over to look at it, and I started getting wobbly, not feeling my arms. I fell in head first, trying to get up jokingly. I yelled out &#8220;Arms. Like. Noodles!&#8221; and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/12\/arms-like-noodles\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Arms. Like. Noodles!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-39","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=195"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1320,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions\/1320"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}