{"id":196,"date":"2003-08-13T10:40:14","date_gmt":"2003-08-13T15:40:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/13\/i-want-horsey-straws\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:53:37","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:53:37","slug":"i-want-horsey-straws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/13\/i-want-horsey-straws\/","title":{"rendered":"I want horsey straws"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was at home playing video games wit  the family in the room.  Something was pissing me off, I don&#8217;t remember what.  I think there was some issue with schoool or people there, there was a 900$USD charge to our account because I had killed someone, but they then cridited me becauses it turned out I hadn&#8217;t.  I was just angry and snapping at everyone.  I asked Jessica if she wanted me to make her eggs on a raft (I don&#8217;t know why, she doesn&#8217;t eat eggs) and sho (obviously) declined.  I told her I was sorry I was in a bad mood and she sat me down and told me it was allright and made me feel better.  The next day, she and a friend were washing dishes and I felt bad still for being in a bad mood.  Jessica cheered me up by turning a straws into a little horse for me to use with breakfast.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was at home playing video games wit the family in the room. Something was pissing me off, I don&#8217;t remember what. I think there was some issue with schoool or people there, there was a 900$USD charge to our account because I had killed someone, but they then cridited me becauses it turned out &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/13\/i-want-horsey-straws\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I want horsey straws&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-3a","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=196"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1319,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196\/revisions\/1319"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}