{"id":198,"date":"2003-08-15T09:50:12","date_gmt":"2003-08-15T14:50:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/15\/sure-hope-youre-considering-the-future-mr-eastwood\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:53:35","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:53:35","slug":"sure-hope-youre-considering-the-future-mr-eastwood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/15\/sure-hope-youre-considering-the-future-mr-eastwood\/","title":{"rendered":"Sure hope you&#8217;re considering the future, Mr Eastwood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was living in the 1800s in a tiny little house with my family.My mother was nice and my stepfather was a complete ass.  Mom had told me that a relative had been keeping a little bit of money up in the attic for me ot eventually have, so I went to the attic doorand used the combination to open itMy stepfather was following me up so that he coul d take some of the money, and mom suggested I close the door behind me so that I could count it in private.  Once I got counting, I noticed a pink piece of paper that said there was about $1500.  Next to it, there was a green paper and a huge amount of shells.  I looked on the green paper, and it said that the shells were worth over a millian dollars.I yelled downstairs to my mother that there was a millian dollars up there, and my stepfather started yelling and wanting the combination to get into the attic.  I started looking around the attic for ways to hide as much as possible on  me, considering my parents pillows from their bed that was mysteriously in the attic.  I was also looking for a way to sneak out of the attic so that I could exchange the money into something easier to hide.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was living in the 1800s in a tiny little house with my family.My mother was nice and my stepfather was a complete ass. Mom had told me that a relative had been keeping a little bit of money up in the attic for me ot eventually have, so I went to the attic doorand &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/15\/sure-hope-youre-considering-the-future-mr-eastwood\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Sure hope you&#8217;re considering the future, Mr Eastwood&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-3c","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=198"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1317,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions\/1317"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}