{"id":20,"date":"2007-01-23T17:41:28","date_gmt":"2007-01-23T22:41:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/23\/i-i-tried-to-think\/"},"modified":"2009-07-07T19:08:34","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T03:08:34","slug":"i-i-tried-to-think","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/23\/i-i-tried-to-think\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I-I tried to think&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar the Traveller has come.  Choose and perish.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>During the rectification of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a very large and moving Torb.<\/p>\n<p>Then of course, in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a <strong>cute, 65lb mutt<\/strong>.  Many Shubs and <em>plastic containers<\/em> knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Mutt that day I can tell you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar the Traveller has come. Choose and perish. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a very large and moving Torb. Then of course, in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/23\/i-i-tried-to-think\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8220;I-I tried to think&#8221;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[48,37,46],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-what-dirty-got-into-today","tag-dog","tag-ghostbusters","tag-pet"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-k","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1031,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions\/1031"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}