My gmail account has had some bizarre mixups in the past in that I’ll get emails from places in Australia responding to someone with the same\/similar email address as I have, except with a period separating their first and last name.\u00a0 I’ve always found it entertaining and it doesn’t happen enough that I consider it a nuisance.\u00a0 Recently I’ve been getting a different kind of bizarre email, though.\u00a0 From the initial email and the pdf attached to it, I’ve surmised that the gentleman is a University of Arkansas student and a big fan of god.\u00a0 His emails have been updates on his trip to Haiti to work in a Mission over the summer.<\/p>\n
I’ve finally grown tired of his updates, and decided to figure out what was going on.<\/p>\n
Ludwig van Jaethoven <xxx@gmail.com> Fri, Jul 9, 2010 at 11:38 AM<\/strong>
\nTo: Jonathan Redacted <xxx@gmail.com><\/p>\nWho in sam fuck are you, where did your godloving ass get my address and why do you keep sending me shit?<\/p>\n
Sincerely,<\/p>\n
Your Mom<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
I chose the polite route.\u00a0 He decided, however, to be a prick.<\/p>\n
Jonathan Redacted <xxx@gmail.com> Fri, Jul 9, 2010 at 12:03 PM<\/strong>
\nTo: Ludwig van Jaethoven <xxx@gmail.com><\/p>\nYou should grow up and probably after the first one sent me an email
\nasking that. And i would have told you that i have had my ex
\ngirlfriends address wrong. But have a blessed day and i’ll keep you in
\nmy prayers.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Seriously?\u00a0 You’re going to act all high and prayer…y?\u00a0 I’ve got something for you to pray for!<\/p>\n
Ludwig van Jaethoven <xxx@gmail.com> Fri, Jul 9, 2010 at 12:28 PM<\/strong>
\nTo: Jonathan Redacted <xxx@gmail.com><\/p>\nPray for penis.<\/p>\n
Penis penis penis penis.<\/p>\n
Sincerely,<\/p>\n
Penis<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
That ought to clear everything up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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