{"id":2016,"date":"2010-07-25T12:34:13","date_gmt":"2010-07-25T20:34:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=2016"},"modified":"2010-07-25T12:34:13","modified_gmt":"2010-07-25T20:34:13","slug":"woll-smoth-os-my-fothor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/25\/woll-smoth-os-my-fothor\/","title":{"rendered":"Woll Smoth os my fothor?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was will smith&#8217;s kid and we just moved into some giant mansion. \u00a0While I was messing with a \u00a0window blind in one of the rooms some painting strated taling to me and asking about us. \u00a0It was also sort of insulting us for pretending we ere rich enough to live there. \u00a0will found some bizarre shaped trap door in frot of the washing machine that fell down to the next floor. \u00a0I started ignoring the painting and washing off some shelving.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was will smith&#8217;s kid and we just moved into some giant mansion. \u00a0While I was messing with a \u00a0window blind in one of the rooms some painting strated taling to me and asking about us. \u00a0It was also sort of insulting us for pretending we ere rich enough to live there. \u00a0will found some &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/25\/woll-smoth-os-my-fothor\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Woll Smoth os my fothor?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-2016","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-ww","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2016","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2016"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2016\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2017,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2016\/revisions\/2017"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}