{"id":2036,"date":"2010-08-29T08:02:47","date_gmt":"2010-08-29T16:02:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=2036"},"modified":"2010-08-29T08:02:47","modified_gmt":"2010-08-29T16:02:47","slug":"a-habanero-hit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2010\/08\/29\/a-habanero-hit\/","title":{"rendered":"A habanero hit."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>some fat guy named louie was hred to kill me. \u00a0hehad some very unique toolss for doing the job as well, including finger atttcahments and a mouth opener. \u00a0i figured he wasn&#8217;t going to be subtle but i wanted to find outhow he was going to kll me, so i went and faced him. \u00a0he explained that tere was some crazy habanero pepper flakes she&#8217;s used to kill dogs in the past where they&#8217;d die of heat exhaustion and hear voices and hallucinate and all that, he was anxious to see it happen to a person. \u00a0i managed to get him off my back long enough to try and think up other plans to possibly get him to eat the pepers. \u00a0for some reason it involved spraying lighter fluid into the eyes of two people in his room, and then just randomly in the air athim and waiting for it to explode.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>some fat guy named louie was hred to kill me. \u00a0hehad some very unique toolss for doing the job as well, including finger atttcahments and a mouth opener. \u00a0i figured he wasn&#8217;t going to be subtle but i wanted to find outhow he was going to kll me, so i went and faced him. \u00a0he &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2010\/08\/29\/a-habanero-hit\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A habanero hit.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-2036","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-wQ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2036","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2036"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2036\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2038,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2036\/revisions\/2038"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2036"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2036"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2036"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}