{"id":204,"date":"2003-08-22T12:23:37","date_gmt":"2003-08-22T17:23:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/22\/mah-fish-mah-fish\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:53:30","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:53:30","slug":"mah-fish-mah-fish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/22\/mah-fish-mah-fish\/","title":{"rendered":"Mah FISH!  Mah fish?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I laid out all of my Jhonen comics on my bed for Jessica to pcik something to read.  As I was doing this, Hio started jumping out of his bowl nd I got a bit worried.  Hio looked like a goldfish though, and ton a beta.  I took him into the bathroom to wash his bowl and empty some water out to try and prevent him from jumping out.  When I put him back, Jessica had put a tiny little antfarm on my desk, and was waiting fro me by the front door.  She started opening her umbrella, and bleach started dripping down.  I took it and washed it off for her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I laid out all of my Jhonen comics on my bed for Jessica to pcik something to read. As I was doing this, Hio started jumping out of his bowl nd I got a bit worried. Hio looked like a goldfish though, and ton a beta. I took him into the bathroom to wash his &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/22\/mah-fish-mah-fish\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Mah FISH!  Mah fish?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-3i","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=204"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1311,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions\/1311"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}