{"id":2048,"date":"2010-10-04T07:47:17","date_gmt":"2010-10-04T15:47:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=2048"},"modified":"2010-10-04T07:47:17","modified_gmt":"2010-10-04T15:47:17","slug":"the-sub-sounded-disgusting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/04\/the-sub-sounded-disgusting\/","title":{"rendered":"The sub sounded disgusting."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>there was sume sub restaurant that had a special going on to make a giant sub. \u00a0one of my friends said it ent to the ceiling, so i got one. \u00a0it did not, it just had a ton of sauce sprayed on it and lots of lettuce. \u00a0 i was adisapointed, but whateve. \u00a0it also gcame with a giant int chocolate ice cream sundae. \u00a0about the size of a fish bowl. \u00a0after i left there i noticed a car fallowing me. \u00a0i assumed it was my boss so i made a few quick turns to lose them and drove home unfollowed. i t was late, but i didn&#8217;t want to be bothered, so i pulled into our neighbors house. \u00a0i reversed in with the lights off just in case, and eventually ended up parking almost in the bakc yard while i pulled up my computer to do wthatever. \u00a0ast some point my brother and garret showed up. \u00a0garret was laso avoiding working at night, my broter just wanted to bring a dog to play with. \u00a0after a little while mary came out and started chatting with us. \u00a0she said she had gotten into uisng facebook for its permission system and we talked about that for a bit. \u00a0eventually \u00a0i decided to goback home and she gave me a b ig hug, which i told her is shy she sees me so rrely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>there was sume sub restaurant that had a special going on to make a giant sub. \u00a0one of my friends said it ent to the ceiling, so i got one. \u00a0it did not, it just had a ton of sauce sprayed on it and lots of lettuce. \u00a0 i was adisapointed, but whateve. \u00a0it also &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/04\/the-sub-sounded-disgusting\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The sub sounded disgusting.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-2048","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-x2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2048","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2048"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2048\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2050,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2048\/revisions\/2050"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}