{"id":2058,"date":"2010-10-14T07:57:25","date_gmt":"2010-10-14T15:57:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=2058"},"modified":"2010-10-14T07:57:25","modified_gmt":"2010-10-14T15:57:25","slug":"get-off-my-lawn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/14\/get-off-my-lawn\/","title":{"rendered":"Get off my lawn!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wos living in some house at the edge of a cliff. \u00a0someone came and rang the doorbell and i looked souside and there was a line of native americans down below in front of trees. \u00a0they started attacking, and then i heard gunfire as well. \u00a0mobsters started coming out behind the trees with guns, the natives hired them to help kill me. \u00a0they didn&#8217;t seem to care though and shot through them all before trying to get closer to my door. \u00a0i had some pressure powered gun that shot bolts of water which wasn&#8217;t seeming to do much good. \u00a0eventually the tide came in and lifted them all up tho my doorway. \u00a0i used a towel to try and push the water out as they fought to get in.<\/p>\n<p>later on, i traveed through time to visit this area and ws talking with the version of myself who had fought the people off. \u00a0he was still dirty and tired and bruised. \u00a0we basically traded off times to live in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wos living in some house at the edge of a cliff. \u00a0someone came and rang the doorbell and i looked souside and there was a line of native americans down below in front of trees. \u00a0they started attacking, and then i heard gunfire as well. \u00a0mobsters started coming out behind the trees with guns, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/14\/get-off-my-lawn\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Get off my lawn!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-2058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-xc","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2058","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2058"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2058\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2059,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2058\/revisions\/2059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}