{"id":2074,"date":"2011-01-04T12:34:53","date_gmt":"2011-01-04T20:34:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=2074"},"modified":"2011-01-04T12:34:53","modified_gmt":"2011-01-04T20:34:53","slug":"helping-a-baby-moose-with-a-successful-taco-chain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/04\/helping-a-baby-moose-with-a-successful-taco-chain\/","title":{"rendered":"Helping a baby moose with a successful taco chain."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was in some basement digging around for a treasure.\u00a0 I had gotten bits and pieces to help me find the real treasure.\u00a0 Some glass bottles in various figures, some with green ligth glowing in them, which hurt me with large electrical shocks, some with purple, which healed my health.\u00a0 I had to find a better purple one to help me get past a hallway of green ones, to get the main treasure.\u00a0 There was some baby moose, who I heard complaining about how I didn&#8217;t pay enough attention to it.\u00a0 I started yelling at him about how the entire reasing i\u00a0 was digging for the treasure was to give it to him.\u00a0 he started helpin me dig some dirt out from under my bed and he found some little purple glass which he heard voices through, guiding him to the treasure.\u00a0 When he got it, it was a little ring that was able to transform objects into something else.\u00a0 I gave him the idea that he should create a special taco chain.\u00a0 His brothers owned big fast food restaurants like mcdonalds and at one point askedme if he also had a ring, or what his recipe was.\u00a0 I acted confused and told him i just suggested the idea to him, I had nothing to do with his success as a taco chain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in some basement digging around for a treasure.\u00a0 I had gotten bits and pieces to help me find the real treasure.\u00a0 Some glass bottles in various figures, some with green ligth glowing in them, which hurt me with large electrical shocks, some with purple, which healed my health.\u00a0 I had to find a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/04\/helping-a-baby-moose-with-a-successful-taco-chain\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Helping a baby moose with a successful taco chain.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-2074","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-xs","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2074","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2074"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2074\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2076,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2074\/revisions\/2076"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}