{"id":2078,"date":"2011-01-12T11:43:37","date_gmt":"2011-01-12T19:43:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=2078"},"modified":"2011-01-12T11:43:37","modified_gmt":"2011-01-12T19:43:37","slug":"dad-went-minecraft-on-our-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/12\/dad-went-minecraft-on-our-house\/","title":{"rendered":"Dad went Minecraft on our house."},"content":{"rendered":"

I went to some japanese woman’s place to eat.\u00a0 Peter aws there too.\u00a0 She offered up some bizarre looking fruits, and I asked if any of them were poisoned.\u00a0 She smiled and said there was one, and I looked thorugh them and picked a short fat yellow thing and ate it.\u00a0 It tasted like some sort of mango.\u00a0 Later on she commented that it was, and that the poison one was osme other one.<\/p>\n

We went back home, where dad was sawing through walls.\u00a0 He had discovered a huge unused portion of space in the house by the garage, and was basically sawing through walls to open it all up.\u00a0 I climbed up the edge of stares and up te peter’s room, which was all glass and woke up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I went to some japanese woman’s place to eat.\u00a0 Peter aws there too.\u00a0 She offered up some bizarre looking fruits, and I asked if any of them were poisoned.\u00a0 She smiled and said there was one, and I looked thorugh them and picked a short fat yellow thing and ate it.\u00a0 It tasted like some … <\/p>\n

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