{"id":2082,"date":"2011-04-05T07:45:14","date_gmt":"2011-04-05T15:45:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=2082"},"modified":"2011-04-05T07:45:14","modified_gmt":"2011-04-05T15:45:14","slug":"a-nice-happy-bowling-trip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/05\/a-nice-happy-bowling-trip\/","title":{"rendered":"A nice happy bowling trip."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was back east with justin joann peter and jenny, it was foggy out and we ere heading out to go bowling. \u00a0we met up with black bill along the way, who had his girlfriend join as well. \u00a0when we got there i immediately dropped my stuff off and ran to the bathroom, which was outside and had no walls. \u00a0i started fumbling over myself as i used the toilet and piss splashed up everywhere. \u00a0i started walking to the sink to wash myself off, but it started getting incredibly windy. \u00a0some trees from arross the way blew over and knocked some power transformers down, causing a fire, and it was getting windier and windier as the building began to collapse, I tried running back to find my camera.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was back east with justin joann peter and jenny, it was foggy out and we ere heading out to go bowling. \u00a0we met up with black bill along the way, who had his girlfriend join as well. \u00a0when we got there i immediately dropped my stuff off and ran to the bathroom, which was &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/05\/a-nice-happy-bowling-trip\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A nice happy bowling trip.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-2082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-xA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2082","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2082"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2082\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2083,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2082\/revisions\/2083"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}