{"id":2084,"date":"2011-05-23T08:43:56","date_gmt":"2011-05-23T16:43:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=2084"},"modified":"2011-05-23T08:43:56","modified_gmt":"2011-05-23T16:43:56","slug":"you-must-dance-for-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/23\/you-must-dance-for-food\/","title":{"rendered":"You must dance for food."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I stopped in to some chinese restaurant to pick up dinner.\u00a0 There was a huge line of people waiting, and the kitchen as going relaly slow at bringing orders out.<\/p>\n<p>To bide the time, they decided to start making everyone waiting do bizarre performances as we waied.t\u00a0 One guy they pulled aside for a bit and he came back to the counter dressed sort of like a tree.\u00a0 His arms had leaves all over it and plaster casting to give him long branch arms.\u00a0 He started dancing around slowly and wehn they brought his food out he took a pepper cracker and started to dance around slowly grinding pepper all over his food.\u00a0 Some lady warned him that it was already quite peppery, and then he noodded his head and went even crazier with it, dancing in circles an he piled pepper on.\u00a0 Afterward he had hard plaster stuck all over his arms when he was leaving.\u00a0 There was someone else before me, but I don&#8217;t recall what they id, and I woke up before it was my turn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I stopped in to some chinese restaurant to pick up dinner.\u00a0 There was a huge line of people waiting, and the kitchen as going relaly slow at bringing orders out. To bide the time, they decided to start making everyone waiting do bizarre performances as we waied.t\u00a0 One guy they pulled aside for a bit &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/23\/you-must-dance-for-food\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;You must dance for food.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-2084","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-xC","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2084"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2084\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2085,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2084\/revisions\/2085"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}