{"id":2100,"date":"2011-07-23T16:18:41","date_gmt":"2011-07-24T00:18:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=2100"},"modified":"2011-07-23T16:18:41","modified_gmt":"2011-07-24T00:18:41","slug":"hugh-jackman-is-a-dick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/23\/hugh-jackman-is-a-dick\/","title":{"rendered":"Hugh Jackman is a dick."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jenny and I had a small house and Hugh Jackman started letting his friends sleep over.\u00a0 We found this out whne we came into the living roomand saw 3 or 4 people and a coupel dogs laying on the floor and couch. We started off politely asking what they were doing here and asking them to leave.\u00a0 They did, but hesitantly.\u00a0 Then noticed that there were a bunch of dogs in the back room and a bunch of people had humped on the bed while we were letting the others out.\u00a0 We kept letting more and more people out, apparently Hugh had posted our address on a Wikipedia page about couchsurfing.\u00a0 We eventually got him to take the address down, and systematically went through each room and locking it after clearing it out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jenny and I had a small house and Hugh Jackman started letting his friends sleep over.\u00a0 We found this out whne we came into the living roomand saw 3 or 4 people and a coupel dogs laying on the floor and couch. We started off politely asking what they were doing here and asking them &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/23\/hugh-jackman-is-a-dick\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Hugh Jackman is a dick.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-2100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-xS","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2100"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2100\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2102,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2100\/revisions\/2102"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}