{"id":2115,"date":"2011-09-01T09:45:56","date_gmt":"2011-09-01T17:45:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=2115"},"modified":"2011-09-01T09:45:56","modified_gmt":"2011-09-01T17:45:56","slug":"dont-pee-on-my-floor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/01\/dont-pee-on-my-floor\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t pee on my floor!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Louie peed in the apartment and I asked Jenny whether she wanted to clean it up or take him out tofinish.\u00a0 She didn&#8217;t answer my question, but answered with something general that didn&#8217;t pck between the two.\u00a0 I asked again, specifying to choose one or the oter ad she kept giving general answers and not choosing one.\u00a0 I satrtoed getting more and more frustrated and veentually i think told her to take him and go.\u00a0 Then a bat started flying in and out of the house, which was now my parents living room.\u00a0 It flew in and out a few times and then landed on the floor.\u00a0 Its wings folded up like an imperial shuttle, but all all four sides.\u00a0 It then started lighting up really brigt, and i noticed it was also peeing on the floor.\u00a0 My appreciation and love of bats then went out the window and i started swatting it with a broom and its bits floated alround the room like ashes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Louie peed in the apartment and I asked Jenny whether she wanted to clean it up or take him out tofinish.\u00a0 She didn&#8217;t answer my question, but answered with something general that didn&#8217;t pck between the two.\u00a0 I asked again, specifying to choose one or the oter ad she kept giving general answers and not &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/01\/dont-pee-on-my-floor\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Don&#8217;t pee on my floor!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-2115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-y7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2115"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2117,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2115\/revisions\/2117"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}