{"id":215,"date":"2003-10-16T08:29:47","date_gmt":"2003-10-16T13:29:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/10\/16\/i-dont-have-the-mental-capacity-for-this-shit\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:53:21","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:53:21","slug":"i-dont-have-the-mental-capacity-for-this-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/10\/16\/i-dont-have-the-mental-capacity-for-this-shit\/","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t have the mental capacity for this shit."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was out hiking with justinaround a lake and a kid wtas throuwing shoes at ous from a dock.  We got in the car and tried convincing Jo to take a bag for a hike.  She was already wearing one, buct refused to take one, and it confused me.  We got in the car, and mom was in the passenger seat wearing a tiny puppy on hear head like a hat.  As soon as I noticed it, she handed me the puppy and I just stared atit.  It&#8217;s little body shaking and looking up at me.  I didn&#8217;t know if I should love it or be insulted for casey.  She told me to geuess it&#8217;s name, nad said she had already given several hints.  After afew ore minutes of my stairing at it, she handed me a piece of paper that said &#8220;jason&#8221; on it.  I neer found out if it was a male or female dog.<\/p>\n<p>I needed to find out what I had done in my past on order to get ahold of a very important person.  It had alot to do with the hitchhikers guide, and I was pissed off I did&#8217;nt have it on me for researching what to do.  I kept walking into a man and his son little arnold or something like that, every time I ran into them he&#8217;d mention his stupid sons stupid name.  In a certain restaurant where I ran into him again, I realized I should have done more research before coming.  This place was highly monitored, and also the place I had gotten thrown out of in the past for not being ready yet- making reentry much more difficult.  I decided to run to a bathroom to try and brainstorm things on paper, in the hopes that things would come back to memory.  I ran into the mens room, and remembered that last time I came in, i turned right back around and left.  It&#8217;s a piercing and tatoo room- filled with very weird people, and no means of going to the bathroom.  The restaurant doesn&#8217;t want people going to the bathroom, so they don&#8217;t have them.  I walked into a receptionist room, and immediately after seeing me, she was calling security- i tried to act nonchalant like i didn&#8217;t know it was going on, but she recited my case number verbatim.  I was thrown out shortyl after.   I somehow acquired a tiny computer taht had vido of the first time i did this whole thing.  I think it was a friend of jessica took teir mask off, looked in a mirror that was hidden by a painting, and said some password.  Then theer was the little computer that I was watching both breakdancing and my successfull time doing what i was trying again.  Jessica, Heather, and Nancy were watching.  heather and nancy were touchnig the screen and whispering, i told them to stop it and be quiet.  As I was watching I started writing steps to take down.  Step 1 was turn off all of the heat coins.  Step 2 was to break through the walls of the heat coin areas, and get past the molten metal throwing robots, to the base level where I can get past that restaurants security.  After that, I woke up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was out hiking with justinaround a lake and a kid wtas throuwing shoes at ous from a dock. We got in the car and tried convincing Jo to take a bag for a hike. She was already wearing one, buct refused to take one, and it confused me. 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