{"id":2169,"date":"2011-11-15T16:09:42","date_gmt":"2011-11-16T00:09:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=2169"},"modified":"2011-11-15T16:09:42","modified_gmt":"2011-11-16T00:09:42","slug":"poopy-hands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/15\/poopy-hands\/","title":{"rendered":"Poopy hands."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was staying at Justin &amp; JoAnn&#8217;s, and woke up to rush to the bathroom.\u00a0 I was too sow and fired a giant rock-solid crap out, catching it in my hand.\u00a0 I then flooded their bathroom, and it all darined out through a heating vent.<\/p>\n<p>This is sadly, and disturbingly all I remember of the dream.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was staying at Justin &amp; JoAnn&#8217;s, and woke up to rush to the bathroom.\u00a0 I was too sow and fired a giant rock-solid crap out, catching it in my hand.\u00a0 I then flooded their bathroom, and it all darined out through a heating vent. This is sadly, and disturbingly all I remember of the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/15\/poopy-hands\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Poopy hands.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-2169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-yZ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2169"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2169\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2170,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2169\/revisions\/2170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}