{"id":218,"date":"2003-10-28T13:36:09","date_gmt":"2003-10-28T18:36:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/10\/28\/army-bullshit-me\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:53:13","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:53:13","slug":"army-bullshit-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/10\/28\/army-bullshit-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Army bullshit?  Me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We went to Ron &#038; Maureens house for dinner, although it was actually our house.  I helped some old lady bring in groceries.  I took everything but the cans which had to be recycled.  Ron told me he&#8217;d be impressed if I could get all the stuff in without hitting anything.  He had a really funny haircut, sortof a pointed long buzz with long hair in back.  I don&#8217;t really know how to explain it.  He also had curls by his ears, but they were going to be shaved off.  When we got there, I told him that his hair was worse than Peters.  He laughed, and told Jessica that if she didn&#8217;t want a huge piece of steak for dinner like I was gonna get, she&#8217;d keep quiet about his hair.<\/p>\n<p>Somehow, I ended up next door, which was army training bullshit.  I sat in with it, and got my head half-buzzed.  Geoff was there and had done training before.  At the end of training, we broke up for food.  I was going to go back home for that and never come back to this, while everyone else ate crappy food.  The guy in charge started talking with a friend in the group, and started throwing an inflatable ball like a slow burner balloon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We went to Ron &#038; Maureens house for dinner, although it was actually our house. I helped some old lady bring in groceries. I took everything but the cans which had to be recycled. Ron told me he&#8217;d be impressed if I could get all the stuff in without hitting anything. He had a really &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/10\/28\/army-bullshit-me\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Army bullshit?  Me?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-3w","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=218"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1297,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions\/1297"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}