{"id":22,"date":"2007-01-29T10:20:05","date_gmt":"2007-01-29T18:20:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/29\/how-to-offend-your-future-son-in-law-in-3-easy-steps\/"},"modified":"2009-07-09T14:48:50","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T22:48:50","slug":"how-to-offend-your-future-son-in-law-in-3-easy-steps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/29\/how-to-offend-your-future-son-in-law-in-3-easy-steps\/","title":{"rendered":"How to offend your future son-in-law, in 3 easy steps."},"content":{"rendered":"

When the idea of watching the movie your future son-in-law has spent 2 years creating is proposed:<\/p>\n

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  1. Ask what the movie is called.<\/li>\n
  2. When you hear “Sexmatic” in the title, immediately dismiss the movie as not for you, despite not knowing the actual premise of the movie.<\/li>\n
  3. Instead, watch a horribly scripted and acted crime show in which a woman was killed, pushed out of a limousine onto a highway, run over by 6 cars and ends up in 18 pieces.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    My favourite part was the one character that at least 6 times said “What the hell is wrong with you people?!”<\/em><\/p>\n

    Thank you for your love, understanding and support.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Future in-laws refuse to watch my movie due to its title alone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5],"tags":[42,41,40,52,39],"class_list":["post-22","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-unfun-stuffs","tag-american-sexmatic","tag-karaoke","tag-radio","tag-smobafop","tag-the-music-abuser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-m","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1440,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions\/1440"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}