{"id":2259,"date":"2012-02-26T17:40:03","date_gmt":"2012-02-27T01:40:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=2259"},"modified":"2012-02-26T17:40:03","modified_gmt":"2012-02-27T01:40:03","slug":"wtf-why-are-you-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/26\/wtf-why-are-you-here\/","title":{"rendered":"WTF Why are you here?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went back to Massachusetts for the holidays.\u00a0 There was snow out and as soon as I got there there was a party going on at my parents house with weird people over.\u00a0 Mindy had a kid and Adam was in town.\u00a0 I asked him why he flew out and he said it was a surprise and had to do with my big gift.\u00a0 I grabbed my boxes from mom &amp; dad and opened the first one.\u00a0 It was some dishwasher parts and soap.\u00a0 the second was the same exact thing.\u00a0 I was so confused and Adam said to open the last one, since those weren&#8217;t it.\u00a0 The last gift was an ipad 2.\u00a0 I think the confusion of how the hell an ipad was a gift worth coming out for ended up causing me to wake up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went back to Massachusetts for the holidays.\u00a0 There was snow out and as soon as I got there there was a party going on at my parents house with weird people over.\u00a0 Mindy had a kid and Adam was in town.\u00a0 I asked him why he flew out and he said it was a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/26\/wtf-why-are-you-here\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;WTF Why are you here?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-2259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-Ar","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2259"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2260,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2259\/revisions\/2260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}