{"id":2277,"date":"2012-04-06T08:48:34","date_gmt":"2012-04-06T16:48:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=2277"},"modified":"2012-04-06T08:48:34","modified_gmt":"2012-04-06T16:48:34","slug":"i-need-that-arm-for-having","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/06\/i-need-that-arm-for-having\/","title":{"rendered":"I need that arm.  For having."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was on the second floor of a train in the morning. \u00a0As I started nodding off someone came over and shoved me and knocked me off the train. \u00a0My arm was almost severed by the wheel, and I grabbed hold of something and pulled myself back on. \u00a0I was in a shit mood for days after taht, and eventually confronted the guy as i wals calling in some tech support for getting saome weird tv part to work. \u00a0i started punching him, eventually hitting him good in the lungs and making him fall over. \u00a0I started explaining the difference between being weka and some jackassh pushing you when you&#8217;re asleep. \u00a0he finally apologized<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was on the second floor of a train in the morning. \u00a0As I started nodding off someone came over and shoved me and knocked me off the train. \u00a0My arm was almost severed by the wheel, and I grabbed hold of something and pulled myself back on. \u00a0I was in a shit mood for &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/06\/i-need-that-arm-for-having\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I need that arm.  For having.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-2277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-AJ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2277"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2277\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2278,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2277\/revisions\/2278"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}