{"id":228,"date":"2004-07-06T11:41:11","date_gmt":"2004-07-06T16:41:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/06\/squeel-like-a-pig\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:52:33","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:52:33","slug":"squeel-like-a-pig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/06\/squeel-like-a-pig\/","title":{"rendered":"Squeel like a pig!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There were two big guys with guns on the other side of a prison door-like wall.  For some reason I was supposed to go in there and get gangraped by the two of them, or they were going to shoot me.  I told them they had to fuck each other first, and they did, quickly, and then one of them went over to a computer for some reason.  I jerked off and came through the bars, telling them to keep fucking.  I wanted them to be occupied while I reached for one of their guns.  The guy stayed at the computer though, so I grabbed one of the guns quickly, and ran into the woods.  The guy that was at the computer followed, while the other guy apparently iced his ass.  I tried firing at him, but the gun had no ammo in it.  Rather than being shot, I surrendered with my hands in the air, but woke up after that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There were two big guys with guns on the other side of a prison door-like wall. For some reason I was supposed to go in there and get gangraped by the two of them, or they were going to shoot me. I told them they had to fuck each other first, and they did, quickly, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/06\/squeel-like-a-pig\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Squeel like a pig!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-3G","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=228"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1287,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228\/revisions\/1287"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}