{"id":2282,"date":"2012-04-17T10:24:50","date_gmt":"2012-04-17T18:24:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=2282"},"modified":"2012-04-17T10:24:50","modified_gmt":"2012-04-17T18:24:50","slug":"avenging-bitches-with-my-leatherman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/17\/avenging-bitches-with-my-leatherman\/","title":{"rendered":"Avenging bitches with my Leatherman."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Justin and I were at my paretnts house, in the office getting ready to do another show.\u00a0 We were making a n on-air recording sign, and i was looking all over for a red sharpied.\u00a0 I heard something outside and looked out the window, a steam-engine train was dropping my grandfather off, but he tripped and fell under the wheels.\u00a0 I started yelling for te train not to leave, but it kept going- though it disconnected the engine car from the rest, leaving him in one piece.<\/p>\n<p>We ran outside to help him get up when two blue mustangs drove down the street and ran him over, then turned and plowed over my parents.\u00a0 I pulled out my leatherman knife and ran at the car, jumping on the hood and slicing the driver&#8217;s knieck through the window, then smanaged to get the passanger as well.\u00a0 I think that&#8217;s when I woke up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Justin and I were at my paretnts house, in the office getting ready to do another show.\u00a0 We were making a n on-air recording sign, and i was looking all over for a red sharpied.\u00a0 I heard something outside and looked out the window, a steam-engine train was dropping my grandfather off, but he tripped &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/17\/avenging-bitches-with-my-leatherman\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Avenging bitches with my Leatherman.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-2282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-AO","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2282"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2282\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2283,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2282\/revisions\/2283"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}