{"id":2287,"date":"2012-04-19T08:11:57","date_gmt":"2012-04-19T16:11:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=2287"},"modified":"2012-04-19T08:13:21","modified_gmt":"2012-04-19T16:13:21","slug":"why-does-everything-want-to-eat-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/19\/why-does-everything-want-to-eat-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Why does everything want to eat me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Iwas downstair at my parents house when i saw something moving in the corner.\u00a0 It was a long thin snake going after a pretty large lizard of some sort.\u00a0 The lizard looked like a gila moster, only it was a light blue with orange stripse, and was charging at me with its mouth open.\u00a0 I avoided it and it carried on up the stairs, and the snake lunged at me from the bottom.\u00a0 I started trynig to look up to see if either were poisones when peoetr came in and started petting the lizard- apparently it used to be one of his spets.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t find out about the snake, but then a huge glass dome was put around the house so I could&#8217;nt escape<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Iwas downstair at my parents house when i saw something moving in the corner.\u00a0 It was a long thin snake going after a pretty large lizard of some sort.\u00a0 The lizard looked like a gila moster, only it was a light blue with orange stripse, and was charging at me with its mouth open.\u00a0 I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/19\/why-does-everything-want-to-eat-me\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Why does everything want to eat me?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-2287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-AT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2287"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2287\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2290,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2287\/revisions\/2290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}